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afternoobs:

thegreendeceiver:

myheartbeatsuppeople:

the ol’ razzzle dazzle

No but actually this is a GREAT way to present a dress like this! A regular standing mannequin wouldn’t show off all the layers and details in the skirt!

it also wouldn’t show off all the ol’ razzle dazzle

afternoobs:

thegreendeceiver:

myheartbeatsuppeople:

the ol’ razzzle dazzle

No but actually this is a GREAT way to present a dress like this! A regular standing mannequin wouldn’t show off all the layers and details in the skirt!

it also wouldn’t show off all the ol’ razzle dazzle

joeyjoe69:

seeing assholes u used to be friends with like

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canadad:

enlargers:

dietcrush:

did you know soap doesn’t really clean your hands it just makes the water molecules smaller so the water can go into smaller crevices in your skin isn’t that the weirdest shit you’ve read today

y’all will believe anything im truly having an out of body experience

i put soap on my dong so water can go in and expand it to supreme lengths

hatos:

fronk-jaeger:

heard u talkin shit like i wouldnt find out

hatos:

fronk-jaeger:

heard u talkin shit like i wouldnt find out

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torijoanne:

This is hilarious

torijoanne:

This is hilarious

imreallycoolandfriendly:

kingdom-fandom:

seaminglycomplex:

This is the best ASL Bucket Challenge I’ve seen so far.

THE FACE. WHEN THE WATER FALLS. OH GOD

I hate this

rigginsrigs:

does anybody else have that friend that you’re pretty sure is your soulmate but in a friend way

sexhaver:

coolboyclub:

Don’t trust white boys named Hunter

my best friend in pre-k was a white kid named Hunter and one time i invited him over to my house and gave him an ice cream sandwich and he ate it without even unwrapping it, paper and all

fangirlingdragon:

cutestmoose:

iwishtoreportaburglary:

thefamilyphantom:

ihaveanarmy-wehaveatimelord:

karen-valentine:

chianina:

heyfunniest:


Someone get this guy a fucking medal.

They made birth control for men. However it never got past the clinical testing stage because its side effects were things like “moodiness, extreme cramping, hunger, increased sexual drive” and were considered INHUMANE.

what the fuck do they think women go through every goddamn month seriously

I’M SORRY MEN CAN’T HANDLE MENSTRATION

men are pussies

Men are not pussies because they can’t handle having one

men are penises

the post was amazing and the comments made it better.

fangirlingdragon:

cutestmoose:

iwishtoreportaburglary:

thefamilyphantom:

ihaveanarmy-wehaveatimelord:

karen-valentine:

chianina:

heyfunniest:

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Someone get this guy a fucking medal.

They made birth control for men. However it never got past the clinical testing stage because its side effects were things like “moodiness, extreme cramping, hunger, increased sexual drive” and were considered INHUMANE.

what the fuck do they think women go through every goddamn month seriously

I’M SORRY MEN CAN’T HANDLE MENSTRATION

men are pussies

Men are not pussies because they can’t handle having one

men are penises

the post was amazing and the comments made it better.

slightlyterroristic:

I can’t really argue

slightlyterroristic:

I can’t really argue

wit-up:

humorprince:

can’t we all be rich and have fun together

that is what the kardashian game is for 

cyanblur:

i remember one time the simpsons made a joke about fox news and they got so insulted they tried to sue them but the court was like “this aired on ur network u can’t sue urself”

juliacaroled:

The biggest overreaction recorded in history.

burgerkid:

burgerkid:

burgerkid:

Who does a pharaoh talk to when he’s sad?

His mummy.

i lost 10 followers already